I would argue that Watchmen didn’t work because Snyder misunderstands almost all the motivations of the various characters involved as well as the underlying themes of the comic itself.

Why are the gays eating toilet seats?

We didn’t fuck, but we were eating out.

We’ll ALL be dead soon.

Holy shit.

Like a nice rosé, this ad pairing is... mmm, delicious.

In a word?

Today by Smashing Pumpkins was the wedding song for a mutual friend of my college roommate and I.

god DAMN you

Jinger?

What can I get for $10?

Definitely coming out swinging. Nice job.

Except that in many of the swing states, there’s evidence of voter suppression since they tanked the Voting Rights Act, allowing for much more restrictive voter ID laws.

Balding.

Man leaves prison. Weird shit happens.

The problem is that the world will come crashing down with them.

They nominated the guy from the Village People but he died of complications from AIDS.

My down for the week was the entire week until this exact moment when I chugged a gin $ tonic on an empty stomach against all better ideas.

I freeze coffee to have coffee ice cubes in iced coffee without watering down my coffee. That’s... about as close to preparing ahead I get.