Mattis is a warmonger who enjoys killing people. By his justification, it’s fun to kill people from the Middle East because they (unlike Americans!) don’t treat their women well.

#FakeNews?

But it’s so self-righteous and convenient to ignore those tens of thousands of disenfranchised voters who COULDN’T vote in various states. Or the millions who just didn’t vote.

Sorry Ben. If Neil Gaiman has taught us anything, it’s that your reward for being The Batman is to BE The Batman.

I get paid on Friday and currently have about $30 in my account.

Holy shit with the ads already!

I mean... the miniscule audiences who saw Stuart Saves His Family must have been TERRIFIED.

Well he has TEXAS internet. It’s similar to China internet or North Korea internet.

Your user name makes me moist. Male moist. But still.

The presidential bedroom?

No. Sadly.

Yeah it’s terrible. I try to tell myself it’s better than being homeless

Whaaaaaaaaat am I seeing?

So I’m kinda at the point where I hate everything.

Ditto. I’ve got a big, cheap, strong bottle of red wine and look forward to making a complete ass of myself. Happy New Year!

REVELATION REVELATION REVELATION!

I always sing “don’t let your son go down on me” and then get hit by my wife.

I’m just being shitty because I had to leave Portland with my tail between my legs. Alas.

I’m currently trapped in Shitskiyou county but hoping to make a move further south next year. It’s too cold, red, and stupid up here.

I haven’t felt it for four years now. I’m hoping having two kids of gift-giving age will help. We shall see.