What a cuck!

Some asshole shot up the mall I work at two weeks before Christmas in 2012. It’s pretty much wrecked my Christmas spirit since.

KU Klux Klan. Not KLU Klux Klan. C’mon now...

Missed opportunity for e-jeah-culated. But otherwise perfect.

My friend and I almost ran him down in a Boston crosswalk in 2003. He just looked at us drunkenly and kept walking.

Well you know what they say: once a diseased, dingleberry covered taint, always a diseased, dingleberry covrred taint.

I mean... I feel like sticking a toe in someone’s ass is pretty committed...

Too many tacos?

They’re my favorite thing that Joyce wrote.

Slammed down one hard cider. Chasing it with a slowly sipped one. And maybe some brandy.

Hell yes. Look at that jaw.

Well on the plus side... they’re already in a hospital. Just think of the money saved on ambulance rides!

Books, booze, and bmusic.

From one of the articles: “The woman took her concerns to Sheffield police, who initially suggested she find another lawyer, but the woman instead recorded her interactions with Fine, including when he placed her in a trance, according to documents filed by the Lorain County Bar Association in November 2014 seeking an…

The only thing he needs to apologize for is that hat.

Just lost Pennsylvania.

Starbucks gives you free food and drinks so you’ve got one meal down. And so healthy!

Metaphorse.

I’m self-medicating with gin.

C’mon. We need to to help keep up the “lesbian shitass” way to which we’ve become accustomed.