Good for Disney for getting it out to just about every network so kids can see it.

Hate to break it to you but it’s ALL made up.

But was he ever named? I always assumed with all the references to peat that he was some sort of Celtic or Scottish deity.

Oh, Bummer!

I have an ex that was a cat lady. I don’t know that she was EVIL but she definitely screwed up my life for a couple years.

Similarly, I’ll be drinking wine tonight but it won’t be the blood of a savior.

Some Nazis are ok. Grammar Nazis for one, who would have a bit to say about your comma use.

Nah, his name is Martha.

Been there. Done that. No T-shirt.

I would argue that Watchmen didn’t work because Snyder misunderstands almost all the motivations of the various characters involved as well as the underlying themes of the comic itself.

Why are the gays eating toilet seats?

We didn’t fuck, but we were eating out.

We’ll ALL be dead soon.

Holy shit.

Like a nice rosé, this ad pairing is... mmm, delicious.

In a word?

Today by Smashing Pumpkins was the wedding song for a mutual friend of my college roommate and I.

god DAMN you