Jinger?

What can I get for $10?

Definitely coming out swinging. Nice job.

Except that in many of the swing states, there’s evidence of voter suppression since they tanked the Voting Rights Act, allowing for much more restrictive voter ID laws.

Balding.

Man leaves prison. Weird shit happens.

The problem is that the world will come crashing down with them.

He’d have to be resurrected first.

Don’t forget subtly (and not so subtly) racist!

They nominated the guy from the Village People but he died of complications from AIDS.

My down for the week was the entire week until this exact moment when I chugged a gin $ tonic on an empty stomach against all better ideas.

I freeze coffee to have coffee ice cubes in iced coffee without watering down my coffee. That’s... about as close to preparing ahead I get.

Mattis is a warmonger who enjoys killing people. By his justification, it’s fun to kill people from the Middle East because they (unlike Americans!) don’t treat their women well.

#FakeNews?

But it’s so self-righteous and convenient to ignore those tens of thousands of disenfranchised voters who COULDN’T vote in various states. Or the millions who just didn’t vote.

Sorry Ben. If Neil Gaiman has taught us anything, it’s that your reward for being The Batman is to BE The Batman.

I get paid on Friday and currently have about $30 in my account.

Holy shit with the ads already!

Can I take its absence to mean that the Sandman movie is thankfully dead again?

I mean... the miniscule audiences who saw Stuart Saves His Family must have been TERRIFIED.