That’s the facial expression of someone who just ripped a meaty fart and is currently trying to figure out how to blame someone else before the rest of the office gets to the meeting.

“No excuses! I flew across the country to vote! Just like you!”

Well he admitted that one of the things he needs to do better is cyber so...

For TV just Westworld and Flash and Arrow. That’s about all I have energy for each week.

Pictured, Ralph:

Weird.

I knew she was coming on to me. I could tell by how focused she was on the debate itself.

Now I’m thinking about Cheney with a boner. Thanks.

There’s a bowling place called Big Al’s in and around Portland. Their choice of ILoveBigAls.com laughed because I could only ever see ILoveBiGals.com.

OK people, for the last time (and say it with me):

Are they behind the KC Chiefs’ lack of offense today? My wife is getting piiiiiiiiissed.

Insta-spit take.

Strongbow cider with a thought of cherry whiskey later.

I start my library job on Monday! It’s literally a dream job (as in I had recurring dreams of working in my hometown library as a kid).

Shit like this makes me hate everything.

Whoa whoa whoa. “Suspect” looking guacamole?

Man your day sucks! I’m so sorry.

Took me two years to listen yo my friend and read it and... damn is it fantastic. One of my many annual re-reads.

Pepsi Plunge. The best thing CM Punk ever did.

This is absolutely fucking ridiculous.