I was thisclose to a mass shooting incident at the mall I worked at and the hour and change drive home, my friends and I joked the whole way.

It was scary as a child. But it’s funny as hell as an adult.

A second vote for Gaiman/American Gods.

Whiskey. Either marionberry or cherry. Possibly with lemonade. But it depends on how the next three work hours go.

Since moving to a tiny, tiny town, job opportunities have been... scarce. I’m part-time at the only Starbucks for 60 miles and it suuuuuucks.

Terry O’Quinn as Hughes threwme off a bit when I rewatched it a year ago. Otherwise, it held up really well.

I bet she would prefer not to.

Your name makes me so happy I could jaunt to your doorstep and high five you.

See now I’m wondering if I completely missed that. My one year old had just started to walk when I was watching the episode for the first time. I must have looked away. Oh darn, I guess I’ll go rewatch it.

Bringimg Up Baby was my go-to for years. But I am, and always will be, a film geek so... your mileage may vary.

My question was whether or not she was hiding in the cave to die. I’m glad she didn't.

That’s a llame excuse.

I’m sadly a former Portland resident but you HAVE to hit up Powell’s if you are at all a book perso . Thr help is hit or miss depending on the evening, but the selection is stellar. Mindblowing. Fantastic.

Well that’s just rude.

I’m jealous of your Crispin. I miss the extra dry. Though a local store carries the Saint variation in the huge bottle but... it isn’t the same. I’ve got some Smith & Forge with an option on Eastside Distilling Cherry Bomb whiskey if my brain doesn’t shut up.

This is because you’re an awful person.

Read Thr Orphan Master’s Son a few years bavk and it was FANTASTIC. I worked in a book shop when this came out however and completely ignored it due to the advance marketing of it more as memoir than journalism.

Whoa a whole YEAR without raping a woman?