I was about to say, “Which DC metro? Metropolis or Gotham?” and then I realized that I’m a massive nerd.

Two people were killed in the food court of the mall I worked at. It was two weeks before Christmas and more people were killed because the perpetrator jammed the gun (guess what model?) which gave people time to evacuate and me time to close and lock our doors.

Hey hey hey.

Wait... then I can finally smell what The Rock is cooking?!

But it’s from the director of Pretty and Woman & Valentine’s Day.

Wait, why did you take Brooklyn Decker’s shoes?

It was still a thing after 10 years working with books. Sadly.

I <3 your Watchmen reference.

Yup. I want more Multiversity!

I try not to picture Superman’s taint, neon or otherwise.

Well words that refer to anatomy seem to be under two sets of rules. You can call someone a jerk by referring to them as an asshole or a dick and not usually get bleeped, but if you refer to someone as a blistering, hemorrhoid encrusted asshole...

I know I’m a week late here but...

Don’t you mean ram?

There’s a dentistin Portlanf named Bodyfelt so... yeah, I wouldn’t trust him with the laughing gas...

Women. Binders full.

It isn’t a collection of stories, just the title of the show. The storiesfeatured arefrom other collections.

I kept watching Phineas and Ferb long after my son lost interest so... yup, super excited!

Wrong.