Every time Jezebel runs a piece on Cardi B, I wonder WTF is wrong with Jezebel.She’s a garbage person.  

If the court does anything about the defense’s failure to produce required discovery I’ll be the most surprised person in the entire world. I worked as a federal prosecutor for years and the defense would routinely pull this sheisterly bullshit ALL THE TIME. And the judges would do fuckall about it because the…

Garrett— You might want to double check the statement indicating he was never convicted. Wikipedia says he did in fact plead guilty to sex offenses in Maryland criminal court, including charges of paying two male minors for sex. He then received a five-year probationary term. (Yeah, I know.). He had the record…

So a guy did something decent and then we shit on him, right? Is that how this thing works?  

Great news.  Let them splinter into opposing sects every week like earthworms.  I’d rather see these religious nut jobs fighting each other than have them bothering the secular public. 

I’m not a young person or a straight woman so.....  there’s that. But, there must be more to Pete than meets the eye.  He’s far from handsome and his style sense is heinous.  He dresses like a five-year old whose parents don’t give a shit. His SNL shtick is a poor man’s Adam Sandler.  Plus, he’s really and truly…

Why can’t Brad Pitt date whoever he wants to date without catching a lot of bullshit about it?  Is this high school?

If she’d just have drugged the photographer and stolen his money the shoot could have gone off without a hitch.  Live and learn I guess. 

He looks amazing(ly like an everything bagel).

Liam, you are one lucky bastard. 

When I spackled my kitchen ceiling I used less product than I see in her picture.You could put birthday candles in her cheeks. 

There’s no law of the universe that says that you can’t be a feminist AND a shitty professor, boss, colleague, neighbor, whatever. Feminism is only a social philosophy, not a social skill. I’ve met some feminists who are just straight down garbage in their dealings with people.  

If this article is at all serious: the problem with these rich women is not their hair.  You can fix bad hair. 

Wasn’t once enough? 

Ah, so it’s the bulbs you say? This dude must be eating light bulb soup three times a day ‘cause nobody else looks that orange simply from the light these bulbs give off. 

Yep. If Donald ever had anything close to a real marriage it was with Ivanka. Tiffany and Barron were Donald’s concessions in the prostitution contracts otherwise known as his second third and third marriages

As I read through the article, I was thinking “ok, sounds good...a job opportunity forum, sisters doing it for themselves, right on...”. Then I read that Gelman said “productize.” And I wanted to puke.  Any thoughts from the studio audience? 

Drunk Dude totally misunderstood that he was messing with the wrong one. 

Flaming Dancer?  Didn’t she win the Kentucky Derby back in ‘89?  

It’s impossible—given my limited imagination— to see either one of these two finding anyone better.  Can’t do it.  Any suggestions from the studio audience?