Don’t be a cunt, WompWhomp.

When I’m attacked I kill thousands and thousands of people who had nothing to do with it.  That’s basic self-defense.

If Israel didn’t kill Palestinian civilians with such impunity, I would have no cause to criticize them. But 4,000 children have been slaughtered by Israel in a month, in response to an attack that killed 1,400 Israeli civilians. If the latter is savage butchery, what is the former? Historically in this conflict,…

Without the interconnections, though, they’re just action comedies that run 150 minutes without a decent action scene. 

Links or it didn’t happen.

So when Israel has settlers surrounding all of their military outposts near the world’s largest open air prison, that’s not using human shields?

You just created this account today. You will not face any real-world consequences for posting anything. I can only conclude that you have no such links to post because no such videos exist.

Oh, so Israel can kill whoever it wants to so long as “it’s not their mission”. Who cares if Israel “accidentally” kills thousands? Because Israeli officials claim that Hamas “deliberately” targets civilians. And we should just believe them.

Post a link

Military targets? Really? They have bombed schools, hospitals, churches. Unicef has lost connection with it’s personel, many UN officials died.

I defy you to provide proof that anything you mentioned actually happened. Show me the proof of women being raped. Show me the proof of babies being torn from their mothers wombs. Why can we take Israel at its word but not the Gazan health ministry?

Please explain to me how Hamas are terrorists for killing civilians but the IDF aren’t. Because the IDF has already killed literally thousands of civilians in their bombing of Gaza. Why aren’t they terrorists, too?

Do you happen to have any idea how many Palestinian children are currently in Israeli custody? (hint: it’s at least one order of magnitude higher than the number of children currently being held by Hamas.)

What makes Hamas’ killing of civilians any more terroristic than the IDF’s? Because the IDF has already killed well over 3,000 children since October 7th.Why can they kill civilians but Hamas can’t?

People in these comments are so worried if Hamas earned the Terrorist Organization name yet, while nobody dares call the Terrorist State of Israel by its full name. If we’re going by the count of bombings, hostage taking, torture, mass shootings, global propaganda production, or any other metric, the terrorist state…

Are you also keeping score regarding all the innocent people Israel has killed?

How many times are you gong to post this lazy, uninteresting, uninformed take? FFS

Because most stand-up comedians aren’t attempting to clout-up and parlay that into being the face for certain movements OR, if they do, they’re open about the fact that they’re making up details.

Also most don’t doxx people in their stories, lie to their partners about it, and implicate serious shit like how anthrax…

For humor? Yes. I don’t think Eddie Murphy’s mother could really throw her shoe like a boomerang and take him out from two rooms away. But Minhaj saying his daughter ended up in the hospital because someone sent an envelope of Anthrax to his home was not an effort to heighten the comedy.

Yeah, I think the issue here is that most people expect a stand-up act to be embellished for the purpose of making it funnier, not to increase empathy for the speaker (except to the extent that it helps with the former goal) or as an attempt to offer critiques of real issues like racism and xenophobia.

I don’t really…