My problem is that I’ve seen far too many people who were wrongly convicted or poorly represented to be comfortable with it. If we execute people, we are almost certainly going to be executing some who were innocent. Of course throwing innocent people into prison for life isn’t great either, but you can do more to set…

four young black businessmen who are quickly becoming superstars

The question specifically stipulates no villains. 

Jesus imagine caring this much about whether the food stand was on wheels or not. That info wasn’t provided by the letter writer so we have no way to know.

Okay so at this point you’re just trolling us by not having headlines, right?

One: PUT TITLES ON THE STORIES

First of all, HEADLINES PLZ.

God damn. No D’arcy Carden for The Good Place? How can someone watch her (especially in the episode Janets) and not nominate her for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy.

I seriously thought he died a few years ago.

Go home, swimologist, you’re drunk.

Achieving an orgasm is sexual wellness, and the fact that you don’t understand that is remarkably telling about your sex life.

You’ve got some very specific fantasies.

Sounds like you watched that video a lot, bro.

I bet you thought it sounded cool when you wrote “across the millennia.”

You shut your dirty mouth, but only after you’ve jammed it full of banana Laffy Taffy, god’s gift to trick or treat bags everywhere.

So far you're the only one in this thread that likes Beyonce. The few comments this post got were negative, but it seems most of Jezebel doesn't even care enough about her to comment. 

Well, she took money from a dictator so that’s actually pretty crappy of her. If you want to defend that trash, you have fun with that, then.

Not only is Cruz the Zodiac Killer, he is a bargain basement Lucifer.

Impeachment is a waste of time.

Honestly, we’re probably at the “Let’s just fling shit against the wall and see what sticks” phase, given that not much has worked to this point. Go ahead and impeach, I guess. It won’t work, but maybe something crazy happens. Tout candidates. Convince 25 pop stars to record a “Donald Trump Has A Toad Shaped Wiener”…