Yeah, nothing teaches you the value of hard work and providing for oneself like growing up in a family so rich they can afford a full-time nanny.

You know why they can’t stand up.

... are you really in the greys on your own article? God damn, that’s cold.

Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever skipped a question in a Funbag, but I breezed right through that question about Magic Cards.

if the government banned porn

The world is full of teens armed

You’re a nut.

Oh I bet you’re just the most fun person in the world and not at all a cunty, salty, cheese-snatched battle-axe.

Cutler told his manager, he doesn’t work the night shift.

Only gay if you receive.

I KNEW the Royals were gay!

Bob Ryan looks like Peter from Guess Who.

Hahahahahahaha

Yeah like all those people with polio running around. Owait......

Looks like he could be Greg Oden’s grandson.

The elusive High School Football Game Truther!

Not mutually exclusive.

Yes, looks like you guys were super close.

You know who else lost a family feud? Odin Lloyd.

Clearly mini-van dude (Jon) needs to spring for the upgraded model, complete with faux-nut holder since his wife will be toting his actual nuts while tooling around in her sports-rod/cock-trolling vehicle.