Is he really taking personal credit for no airplane crashes?

Pretty sure your “well, actually” shit got shut the fuck down in this thread. Have a seat.

Kansas Penal Code 21-5403 - The killing of a human being commited

Intentionally or unintentionally but recklessly under circumstances manifesting extreme indifference to human life

21-3404 for involuntary manslaughter

recklessly or during the commission of or an attempt to commit any felony or misdemeanor that…

I bet Rashida Jones read the whole thing and knew that the deductions had been put back in.

Hahaha, you must not live somewhere with lots of people and shit air quality. You also must not have ever had to console a grieving friend because their love one died in an accident. What about our regulations is bull shit? Back up cameras? Okay, yeah maybe, but they are cheap enough now that its not a big deal.…

+1 for Canadian tuxedo

That looks like a very uninteresting car show.

nice buffet place? Does not compute.

I remember going to nightclubs maybe 10-15 years ago. They didn’t allow sneakers and sports caps.

[Reads headline] Oooh, this is gonna be awesome!

It does seem as though Donnie is out of his element.

We deserve to be embarrassed every day for this. We deserve to have our place in international diplomacy weakened. Why the fuck should any other country look to a place that elected Donald Fucking Drumpf as president.

I can understand most of these but why would I tip elevator operators or doormen? I’d be more than happy to open my own door and press my own button on the elevator.

Holy shit, how have I never heard about this?

Just want to say thank you for all your work, especially your incredible investigative pieces year after year. Deadspin is a great place for dick jokes and making fun of Austin Rivers, but for me, no author’s byline here commands as much attention as yours.

Holy shit why the fuck did I click on that

That’s Ron Paul? I thought it was Marshall Herff Applewhite.

Disconnect Facebook. Nuke the servers. Same with twitter. We aren’t meant to exist like this.

This is a shame because Philadelphia fans are generally such a pleasant lot who just can’t catch a break despite years of loyal and kindhearted devotion to their hometown teams.