Not a single email. Not one text message. Not even a lonely memo, draft, or letter, a return that ignores what we asked for...

could only use medieval weapons?

I am old, short, fat and white. For years, a group of men with similar characteristics gathered in a Catholic church gym every Tuesday night for two hours of pickup ball — mainly, we wanted exercise and to get out of the house for a little bit.

I don't get it. What am I missing?

The athletics director said the department followed an "unwritten policy" because the written policy was confusing.

No serious injuries were reported,

Am I only one that really doesn't feel bad for the guy? I mean you have millions in the bank, an amazing athletic gift, and fame. You have all the money in the world to help yourself get right. He has the money to hire a full time people to walk around with him to stop him from making bad decisions.

Samer: i'm not saying i'd fuck gordon hayward as a headline

"Formula One is the worst."

MORE VLAD PLEASE

Practise? Grey? and the worst, Centrefield? Can I order a copy that's not written in Canadian?

TO BILL BRASKY!

I know they were a hot mess back then, but one of my favorite batshit insane signings by the Baltimore Orioles was the rapidly aging Vladimir Guerrero. It was ten years too late, but it was still a thrill to see my favorite player finally on my favorite team.

Yeah, I was too busy playing Tecmo Bowl to have time for this shit.

10 Harvard students, 500 cups.

When I was in college, if I had the free time to write a 1,700 word email to a fellow resident I would have opted to NOT even respond and get high instead because getting high at 1 in the afternoon was probably my favorite thing about college. The fuck is wrong with these idiots...

I don't know how much of a douche Tyler is beyond complaining about a lack of parties in a dorm, but I get the sense that the guy that wrote this e-mail is way douchier.

Bob Knight couldn't be reached for a fucking comment.

I'm a Vikings fan too... this makes it tough to really root if he plays for the Vikings again.

I wish I were good enough at something to walk away from it.