We're just so jaded to political corruption now. This should be a career-ending scandal. Take six digits of dollars in bribes, then circumvent the democratic process with absolutely baldfaced chicanery. But there'll be no repercussions whatsoever. None.

Eh, this is really just a rhythmic slap on the wrist.

I want him to succeed just enough to make people in New York think he's about to come around and start hitting again, and then for him to not make that step. Not only will it drive the New York sports media and the Yankees batshit, but I'm looking forward to this contest between A-Rod and Ryan Howard over which one of…

I am rooting for flashes of greatness interspersed with slumps. Enough that they need him in the lineup but not enough that the lines for the sports talk shows are not burning up with fans urging that he be benched or cut. Baseball is better when there is chaos with the NYY

Chu Chu Maduabum

Yeah, just ask Coach Brian Williams.

I've always held firm on my belief that Curaçao isn't a real place.

Snake oil. Read this book. Ridiculously good book about a pretty boring subject. Shoes optional.

Tennessee Titans: 111-144-1, .435

I'm finally ready to put on big boy pants, because I want a new Miata

He looks like Stevie Janowski from Eastbound and Down.

I don't really care what Tavares family does or doesn't do, but why is Deadspin giving coverage to a guy who murdered someone and killed himself?

I don't begrudge the family anything, it's the coverage of this whole thing that's been very distasteful. The only tragedy here is that he took someone else with him, so I'm just wondering why deadspin is STILL treating this like a school shooting.

Yeah I know it's been and will continue to be said, but what the fuck is going on here? This guy drove drunk and killed someone; it could have easily been a handful more. Get a goddamn clue.

The Big 12 media laughed nervously, as they heard that exact same line from Larry Eustachy many, many times.

Do you have a link to this quote? Haven't read it in any of the postgame recaps.

I have done far more than glance at headlines on this case. I have looked at every detail. You can hang your hat on uncertainties as a way of protecting all that you hold sacred. Be my guest.

His defense lawyer did a great job. Must have cost Pistorius an arm.

The police officer observed "several clues of possible impairment," including "the fact that he was at a Taco Bell drive-thru".