More annoying verbal/written tick—

Good. Fuck him and fuck Packers fans.

Obligatory gun nuts post???

I will celebrate the day that she dies.

He regrets that local media caught wind of this.

Thank you Penn State. The tears of Hawkeye fans sustain me. I am set until wrestling season.

He needs anustart.

Something similar to this happened a few weeks ago in Iowa. Some football players posted a photo of themselves in white hoods with at confederate flag and burning a cross. They were kicked off the team. Their idiot fucking parents are now suing the school district to get them reinstated. Their qb is black, by the way.

This was a pretty important game in a pretty important series. That run could have cost the Cubs a division championship at that point. But don’t let contextual knowledge get in the way of a douchey comment.

You bastard. Take your star.

I’d like to think that mine was a bit better than what you describe, but I’m pretty biased.

Fuck you, Shane. You said you had fun at my wedding. Asshole.

This was not the White House Leaks article I thought I was clicking on. I was sure this was finally about Donny’s pee tape.

I’m a catholic married to a Jewish woman. I’m doing my best to make sure the Jewish population grows exponentially. I keep trying to convince my wife that with a Catholic style approach to the bedroom, we can make these idiots’ fears come to fruition. /s

For the first time in my life, I’m ashamed to be an American.

I was responding to TOB’s comment about the guy training to hit a homerun and (not obviously enough) pointing out the fact that not many can train to dunk a basketball. If you want to get douchey about the parameters of the conversation, reply to the OP of this thread. Dick.

Agreed. I’d wager 90% of people my size have a lot better shot at hitting a dinger in BP than throwing one down though.

So can not being a condescending prick. I’ll work on mine if you work on yours.

A guy like me can train to hit a homer. Humblebrag alert- I hit 15 in HS an 6 of them were on our home field which is a semipro field and has MLB dimensions. At 5'8", I ain’t touching that rim no matter the amount of training.

Humblebrag of the year.