UNI grad here. It's Cedar Falls, not Cedar Rapids. No problem though, same mistake that Bill Simmons made over and over, and I know how you guys look up to him.

Panther fan here. That is beautiful.

My sister in law’s OB rotation was in an area with a large Amish population. I'll let that marinate. Marinate like a fully bushed Amish vagina that hasn't been showered since February. She said there were days that they couldn't reuse rooms.

...and if those damn kids would stay off your lawn...!

This thread went from dud to gold in a hurry.

Good stuff as always, Sarah. I really can't overstate how impressed I am with Rupp. I think he's got a shot at the medal stand in Rio.

Come on down and run for congress in Iowa. If Joni Ernst AND fucking Steve King can get elected by my idiotic fucking fellow Iowans, you surely can. Just talk bad about brown people and liberals and you're a shoo-in.

Fuck NDSU and fuck Richmond with a road spike.

Differential is a noun?

This was the correct call by the books. Common sense says they probably should have resumed play at the POI and not assess the T. They problem is that someone would bitch to their assignor and they would probably lose future games for not following the book.

I’m from Iowa. I find it ironic that many of my Facebook friends were so offended. The same conservative republicans who got so offended about someone making a broad generalization about a culture based on stereotypes are the ones who elected Joni Ernst, Steve King, and support Trump, and make broad generalizations…

You guys better get your asses back to work tomorrow.

Go have a nap. You've won.

Did the Colombian speak English? Because she was still standing there like “This bitch is about to lose a finger standing up here taking my spotlight.”

“Sounds about right.”

Between travel and prizes, my estimation is that I was paid somewhere in the neighborhood of $-7500 for the 6 marathons and various other races I ran this year. That includes sponsorship dollars.

This is the stuff Bowerman and Pre and others went to bat against in the 70s. As I read this article I couldn’t help but notice the parallels between this and Bowerman’s biography’s description of the fight that they went through and the reasons for that fight.

I believe he had some substance abuse issues, but I only heard about Adderall (he was suspended from the NFL for using it).