Draper is am awful writer, so you have to dismiss his writing like a Pittsburgh batting order. There’s a reason he’s on the JV squad around here.

Just dropped in to say fuck, the Kenyans are incredible. I just want a sub 3, and this dick goes out and runs near 2 hours in malfunctioning shoes. What a selfish bastard.

That’s it, folks. Show’s over. Drive home safely.

I want to be friends with that guy’s sidewalk chalk wielding neighbors.

Leave the wife?

He actually had respectable numbers last year in a shitty system. Off the top of my head I believe he only threw 4 or 5 picks with no real weapons around him. I think he’ll be a pretty solid addition.

Sarah, you do a great job. Please post more.

Bonus points if you can incorporate Muscatine.

How did you leave out Cumming?

I coached a few of these Iowa girls on their school ball team this summer. They’re great kids, and their pitcher is a stellar athlete who has great softball intelligence. I was pissed they gave the West another chance, but at least they will be able to say they beat the best to get there. I am pretty confident they’ll…

God damnit. I was having a good day.

The fact that you spelled behavior with a “u” tells me all I need to know. Go sip your tea and play footy while we enjoy a real sport, princess.

Star this comment, you fucking liberals!!!!!!

So this whole conversation is irrelevant and she was just being a picky bitch? Man, I bet that’s the first time that’s happened to her.

You are an embarrassment to our profession.

You sound fun. I bet your students love you.

The fuck is wrong with people? Star this bastard. That’s funny shit, you liberal shitbags!!!

Fuck all that noise. Go get him, Spielman!

Your reply made me smile.

Agreed. I’m looking forward to that one. I have a feeling fan letters re: JFF will be classic.