The timeout must have worked, as the Spurs went on a 132-117 run after stopping the Wizards’ momentum.

That’s just good hustle by Witten, no way that thing fits in a standard trash can in one piece.

I’m going to read this post 5 times today.

Great. So now I’m going to spend the rest of my life either working or drunk.

Air traffic controllers not turning up in Atlanta during the run-up to Super Bowl weekend would end it.

Meanwhile other teams are adopting an innovative strategy of getting opponents to miss free throws by letting Rajon Rondo take free throws.

Whoever wrote these should make like El Tree, and get out of here.

Joe Ingles: trash talker of the gods. Body of a rec league dad. 

“I just want to blame my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ for getting us here”

“Was I ready to be a head coach? I don’t know.”

No, Freddie, it’s Was we ready to be a head coach? Us don’t know.

Please yes. Portis hits so hard you wake up in New Orleans.

The dozens of Los Angeles fans must be so sad.

Bless the fat man, for his is the spirit that shall carry the ball, and the flesh must follow.

thank you for your service

And yes, I am drinking a Miller Genuine Draft

Let me speak for all Milwaukee dirtbags when I say I like the part where he hit the guy.

Dončić taunt him, or you’ll Luka stupid.

Good luck on your job hunt!

We all face agonizing decisions in our careers. Just today, my boss told me to either get off Deadspin or find another job.

I think I’d go with being a baseball star. I’d still be making millions of dollars, and all without having 300lb linemen trying to decapitate me! The marginal difference between 5 million and 7 million, for example, is relatively small, quality-of-life speaking.