Yeah, listen, I’m all for an athlete dunking on some heckling rube on Twitter. That’s all in good fun. But you never full-scale engage in a multi-tweet showdown and you DEFINITELY do not do a Barstool-esk targeted harassment campaign against them.

I have been made aware that some of the interactions related to a specific Twitter exchange may have had a negative impact. That was not my intention.

This is my comment.

I was under the impression that we are how god plays video games.

Still hoping that curly mess of hair comes down to his belly when the Twins retire his No. 64 at Target Field in 2035.

he’s so fucking cool

This dude has eaten at least one person.

This explains why the Vikings can’t win in the playoffs. A common motivating tactic among coaches, especially when one feels overmatched, is to remind their players that their opponent put on their pants the exact same way they do. Sadly for the Vikings, they know from the beginning that this isn’t true and the game…

Ugh— that shrill, grating, whining, hectoring voice, with its endless lies and repetitions, it just goes through you like a fuckin dentist’s drill.

“Jeah, that’s the guy!” -Ryan Lochte

I’ve seen thicker skins on milk

Alan Parsons Project: “Games People Play”

So, you’re saying even if Carroll has the chance to win the game with a field goal, he’ll pass?

There’s something so amazing about seeing teammates and fans jump with him as he throws it down. If that’s not an apt metaphor for sports fandom, I don’t know what is.

That's why these guys need guaranteed contracts

Turkish assassins also expressed relief that they wouldn’t have to sit through a Knicks-Wizards game. 

He’s in Philadelphia talking about practice. 

I know.  It’s like this guy I know who won’t shut the fuck up about working in a law firm.

I think the bigger issue is that The Process was meant to emulate OKC’s success in the lottery, and they’re running into some of the same issues: not enough touches for 3 great players and the two best young draft picks kinda quietly hate each other.

It has been pretty obvious he has a screw loose since he did a print interview years ago and stated that he removed the rearview mirror from his car because he always wanted to be looking forward and not back. It turns out this was literally true and not just a metaphor.