There’s absolutely nothing wrong with losing your mind on a Saturday afternoon. Especially in the south.

Butlerby the Scrivener

“The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttfuck”

Soooo... you’re saying it would be Bat Boy with the Benjamin Button disease?

If Bennett and Wohl had a kid, it would come out as current Rudy Giuliani.

To clarify, “sitting” while playing for Thibs means Butler will only play 41 minutes tonight.

Oh, enough of this shit. If I wanted some Butler drama I’d go watch Remains of the fucking Day

I am now picturing Samer pitching this story in the Deadspin Slack, getting zero positive responses, and publishing it anyway

The NCAA released a statement that the criminal charges against Bullock will have no effect on his amateur eligibility, because crime doesn’t pay.

Shows how much you know about bipedal avian mascot physiology.

So Pete Carroll will call a run on 4th and 8 from his own three-yard like, but he won’t accept the findings of the 9/11 Commission?

Whatever. He’s just like every other starter in the playoffs these days - he gets yanked before the game is even half over.

Florida Man, Florida Man, made himself a MAGA van.

Fox News released this photo of the suspect, calling him a tan suit wearing Muslim/liberal extremist who is an illegal immigrant from Kenya.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

As Lance said, “Yo, what the fuck?!?!?!”

It took an incredible amount of athleticism for him to look so foolish.

Remember the last time the Wolves had a lot of top draft picks though:

The last time Austin Rivers looked at his daddy he got traded.