Nah

tbh fuckin’ in a car should be legal

He tried to scalp them, but he got stopped by a lady cop in her automobile. 

He has season tickets, too, but he plans to give them away now.

I can imagine that he doesn’t ever want to feel like he did that day. 

Very similar pattern to me making my way to the bathroom 13 beers in

Last night the Lakers didn’t sink their first shot from behind the arc until 2:22 in the third quarter.

Whenever I have a problem, I just trade for a Cleveland Brown, and then boom, right away, I have a different problem.

The Jags can’t run, but they can Hyde. 

The Thing is one of the best horror movies ever made.

Sometimes you just have to tip your cap...they have a solid team up in Colorado, you know you can always count on them to put up a good offensive performance. Imagine how special they’d be with just one more guy, someone who can really throw the ball. The Cardinals didn’t come out on top and it cost them a spot in the…

Eh, Machado about nothing, if you ask me. 

This is the most “white people shit” ever. A couple generations ago, a single drop of Native blood would get you thrown out of the family. Now she wants to “claim” it so she can wear it like a scarf.

How about one regular season of a sport per season, with playoffs overlapping the start of regular seasons? That way you always have choices, and there is nearly always some hot postseason action to enjoy.

BOFA WHO??????

So the announcers by the 7th inning were suggesting that both managers would be happy to end the game right then, but this seems counter-intuitive to me. Wouldn’t Cora want to bleed the NY bullpen as much as possible, potentially limiting the options they have for game 4, while also building the confidence of their…

I find myself thinking very dark things about all the adults involved in this shit, but I guess I reserve a little clemency for parents whose kids face a year of mandatory exploitation in their chosen field so that a bunch of gross fuckers can get rich.

So sick of those glamourpusses Steve Buscemi, John Turturro, Stephen Root, John Goodman, Tim Blake Nelson, and Tom Waits hogging the spotlight, eh? ;)

Drunk birds, you understand me.

All I’m saying is that birbs deserve the right to get drunk.