Can we come up with a new term besides bullpenning? I feel like we have an opportunity to get creative here.

Virgil Trucks

Why even write about this? Are we going to ruin Javy Baez’s life over what he did 35 minutes ago? Plus, three of his best buddies on the Cubs said they didn’t remember any interference.

Eew Gross!

I was a bouncer for a year in college, and had to break up maybe 2 fights the entire time? Anyone who asserts they don’t know a single person who wasn’t in a bar fight hangs out with a lot of assholes.

Conservatives: The poors and coloreds are nothing but drunken, violent degenerates.

One night in a little saloon in Fort Stockton, Texas, I ripped a man’s leg off and beat another man to death with it. The West Texas desert ran red with blood that night, my friends, and it pooled underneath the I-10's overpass and I bathed as a grackle does in the puddled muddy water of the rolling thunderstorms…

I am a man who has spent what normal people would call an “obscene amount” of my adult life (and a larger-than-proper amount of my childhood) in bars. Shitty bars. Dive bars. Drunk bars. Dallas bars in which I was the only person rooting against the Cowboys.

I once fought a bar of chocolate. It was messy but ultimately delicious.

Omg my husband and I laughed so hard at this.  But I’m sitting here with a fractured ankle and broken metatarsal which happened after a couple drinks in a casino so we can relate.

Isn’t this the plot of rookie of the year?

Like, you know intellectually that the Green Monster is super shallow, but damn. There’s shallow and there’s rando dude-hitting-the-infield-on-the-fly shallow.

Good, the 49ers need a new QB.

Tom Brady just had that fan relocated to San Francisco. 

I’ve never met the man, but I know now that he talks in the movie theater.

He’s the kind of guy that asks for samples when the line is extremely long.

Yesterday I encountered some of the Barstool gloating and planning over on Twitter and aimed towards you, Barry, and was wondering how this would be handled.

The Feast of Saint Monday is a legit religious holiday. 

Mental health days. Some of my favorite days of the year.