I know we’re supposed to be laughing at Pryor, but anyone who fake swings on someone to try to get them to flinch is a huge douche.

Dude was born two weeks after Latrell Sprewell choked PJ.

Saw the pic and thought “Who is this prosperous, bourgeois pig and what has he done with Jim?!”

I already trust Jim Tomsula more than any guidance counselor I had in middle/high school.

To protect and serve and bitch and moan

I dunno, they guy has a point. Free weight areas at the gym are notoriously the territory of strict Buddhist practitioners who have spent years meditating to eliminate the Anatta, or conception of self contained in the ego.

I wish Zack Hample was there to catch that one.

Mr Roth, just offering up my two cents that you offer some of the best, most insightful takes on Trump Mindset around, and you should continue doing so at regular intervals.

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself

This is good baseball.

But hold on... if you watch the replay slowly, and focus on the legs, you can see... riiiiight there.

The mantis is clearly kneeling. During the anthem.

BOOM.

#BlackLivesMantis

Way to bury the lede, Lauren. The mantis was fucking praying during the national anthem. That is the most patriotic, God-loving American shit I have ever heard. What a hero. 

As a crazy person who is also cub fan, I’ve seen a large percentage of his at bats through his career. So I’ve spent a lot of time this season trying to figure out what exactly is different about him in 2018. What’s helped Baez this year, hilariously, is that he’s swinging MORE. Look at his swing rates in his career,…

I’d put money on Perry, but only because he wanted to launder money but didn’t know how to use the washing machine.

Also, solid work by The Onion here:

“Hey man, we’re not THAT close.”

That would have fucking KILLED Neymar

If Johnny keeps sucking like this he’s going to be sent back down to the Browns.

God I wish the A’s would promote that Finley-era kelly green from their throwback alternates to the main uniform.