He looks like the Wizards’ offseason. 

He’s always on the couch playing 2K with someone, but none of my roommates know his name...

And I’ll be honest, I don’t think Vince Carter will ever die.

Coming from an immigrant, education-first family living in Toronto, for my parents this will always be Carter’s greatest accomplishment.

I love Vince Carter more than at least one of my three children. And he’s on the heels of my middle kid, who is becoming a brat. 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

They are scared shitless of her and I am loving every minute of it.

Here’s my plan to fix this:

Remember when Dirk was all fat and had those hormone injections that kind of made him look like a child’s drawing of Godzilla? We all responded to Y2K differently...you really had to be there.

David, your columns are always terrific. Keep up the great work. 

OK, but we still all agree, fuck Zack Hample, right?

a mysterious hand injury

Luckily, they only had to put him on the 3-day DL.

The contrast between pro and college football coaches is striking. McVay can recall specific plays, but Art Briles can’t even remember the names of the players/sex offenders on his teams…

An NFL owner that does something [record scratch] good?

Given the old Lakers were called Showtime, this group looks to top out at Starz.

Beasley has been pretty open about his mental health struggles and the work he’s done to get where he is now. I know this piece is light hearted and I’ll agree as a Knicks fan he’s still flaky as hell (in a fun and positive way). But he should be applauded for turning his life around.

Imagine waking up in the morning, putting on your best pair of lime green shorts, your favorite adidas shirt, and turning your adjustable hat backwards, before looking yourself in the mirror and feeling like that not only is this good, but getting so confident looking like that that you decide you’re going to go slap…

Could the Raptors flip him?