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    There you have it, folks.

    Is this the part where Socrates and Che have a philosophical debate?

    I don't say this a lot, but ...

    Yeah, screw those Arma-loving bastards.

    None of my books are published ... for the record I've never actually wrote a book (yet).

    To give them a sense of emotion and humanity that we never got to see in the movies?

    This game's marketing just bugs me.

    Um ... duh.

    I haven't really given it justice here.

    It's the real McCoy, and we're okay with that.

    But ... how ... w-ha ...

    It doesn't affect my capital output, anyway :D

    Fair enough.

    Behold the charismatic monolith that is Bill Clinton.

    Pff. Amateur.

    Mom's gingerbread men.

    Games really need more more dynamic stories.

    Coffee has no discernible affect on me.

    All of the above, actually.