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    No problem. It was kinda vague.

    This is what happens when Vault-Tec and Ingsoc don't use protection.

    Here. This will cheer you up.

    In the legal business we have a name for Wardell's current position.

    SEXUAL HARASSMENT IS NOT FUNNY.

    Saying you are something doesn't automatically allow you to be an asshole.

    Yeah.

    Not only that, but the nature of some people tries to harness religion and use it as a tool to suck others in and poison them too.

    It was a joke referring to the ridiculous god rays in the Gears of War games.

    And by sunshine you mean blinding orange god rays, right?

    Don't you mean "fracking Mormonts"?

    I think Major League Baseball has some extra 'roids they could borrow.

    This clearly isn't Epic. There aren't enough trippy god rays.

    Perception is everything, I agree.

    Did they take CliffyB too?

    Epic, you say? But where are all the giant grey steroid users?

    I'm not referring exclusively to biblical sources. I'm talking about the people that interpret(ed) them in a way that makes women second-class citizens through the "original sin" nonsense.

    Woohoo!

    They cured my syphilis.

    Comment demanding you worship Gaben ... now.