You should be going to bed at night sad because you starred your own post, but your reason suffices.

This is actually an underrated rock bottom for poor Johnny Football: When a guy who has agreed to coach the Raiders AND Browns (taking the latter job when he was still reportedly a prime candidate with other, non-cursed franchises) decides that YOU are not worth trying to fix.

Scratch another name off the list

Don’t sweat it, dude. It’s all good.

+1 for being a good sport. I went over the line in my condemnation and I apologize.

Didn’t see you Gronk make one joke on twitter in response to every Bronco player working a shoot with a reporter?

As soon as the reports came out that LeBron had no idea this was going to happen, I immediately called BS.

I have heard lots of reasons why people dislike ESPN, but cancelling Stump the Schwab a decade ago is definitely a new one.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

I’m gonna go start my own daily fantasy site. With hookers. And blackjack. Eh, screw the site and the blackjack.

You seem like fun.

It’s a ‘63 Pontiac Tempest

Man, dude just can’t stop leading with the crown of his helemet, huh?

“If you’re worried about missing out on Curt Schilling’s insight”

Has Deadspin been marketing itself more aggressively to idiots and insane people lately that you feel a need to give them a “we see you there” shout-out in articles?

Finally, a former player who we will actually believe once played with a bloody sock.

How much money has Schilling cost himself?

GODDAMN YOU LYING GOOGLE IMAGES YOU BASTARD

... like so many sports franchises, want Canadian taxpayers to foot the bill

That’s for you to ask the Flames...

I got huffy when I was 6. Sorta like this one, except mine had more Six Million Dollar Man stickers on it....