Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

I thought something was weird about his rookie card.

Pats are 8th in the league in points allowed.

Sure except for that time he held down a female trainer and teabagged her.

Jesus tapdancing Christ, Deadspin; the guy was asked a question and he answered it with effusive praise for Heyward, whom I daresay he knows a bit better than you or I do, and provided a charitable theory for why Heyward would prefer the Cubs (other than the real reason which was “Star Wars money in 2018”), and you…

I’m certain Al Qaeda was rocking my Tacoma from high school. That thing would not die in spite of being owned by a teenage me.

I was just getting the indication you thought it was an overpay, apologies

I think you are making my point (even if your 1.0 WAR = $7m seems a little off to me): Heyward’s 2015 WAR of 6.5 was roughly 2/3 of Harper’s and Trout’s 2015 WAR. If the going rate in MLB is ~$23m/year for 6.5 WAR, then Harper and Trout are looking at $35m-$40m a year when their numbers come up (in 2015 dollars). If I…

Why don’t we have a 5-point shot? A 7-point shot?

I’ve seen Rob Ryan coach defense. All of his gigs are temporary.

That's like, 5 bucks. 5 measly bucks.

Guys, this is in Canadian dollars, so it really isn't that much. SMH.

A dumber first name?

What in the world could Jimbo Fisher bring to LSU that Miles doesn’t already provide?

All of a sudden, someone's Shirley Temple addiction doesn't seem so bad.

Reporter: Do you have any defense for your involvement in these incidents?

Drinking and fighting on a regular basis. That’s not healthy.

Man that sucks. At the same time, it’s kinda cool. Weird feeling to have.

1) Being hit by a car

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.