“Weakened arm you taste so good.” -Chiefs D

He finished the day at 5/20 passing with 4 interceptions.

If Fox had his way, he’d still be telling us Kevin White is working on his conditioning and is day-to-day.

Nope, August.

The NFL will drag its feet in protecting players, but hops right to it when comes to protecting bookies.

I bet some asshole at DraftKings knew Pernell McPhee was out. Damn insider information.

One advantage for Jason Pierre Paul is he’s less likely to get called for holding or grabbing the face mask.

The neck bone’s connected to the... Well, nothing now.

I also have two feet.

Cool, I’m two-footed as well.

“Egomaniacal, rude, and scumbag were the words that keep coming up to describe CC”

All Chris Carter does is catch court cases.

Dunno if this adds anything substantial...but fuggit (all this is hearsay and second-party characterizations, so Ill lead with that):

As he approached she just kept going back back back back until she was gone.

needed to talk to David Baumann because he was “calling and harassing an employee at ESPN.” The Big Lead reports that employee was Carter

Did the makeup artist flat-out reject his advances or did she give him a sign that he could go all the way?

“That ain’t no fucking triangle. That’s a square.”

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground