*gets a shot of freshman Lisa*

Can I just say that it’s infinitely harder to be 16 now than it was 20, or even 10 years ago. No telling what I wouldn’t have done if I had a smartphone in my high school days.

I don’t know, I think I can finally put my political science degree to good use.

Jim Caldwell is as upset as I have ever seen him.

I wish more sub par FT shooters would granny style it. It worked for Rick Berry and whoever is in this gif.

Which one was Andre?

I guess by double-booking himself he was hedging his bets

This whole thread represents a dying breed of haters who are running out of time to hate before they sound like complete idiots. The only thing this article proves is that the patriots will without a doubt not be cheating this year and if they do they will be caught because they are being watched closely and…

New Headline:

Did you even read the article?

“Texas World Speedway is near and dear to my heart since I grew up with it just a few minutes down the road from my house”

If you consider violating a memo and taping for an illegal location, once. Note they are allowed to tape, just not from where they did...

What would the potential malfeasance be of a Patriots employee controlling the referee microphone batteries? Seriously, is the crowd potentially not hearing the penalty announcements a detriment to the Jets?

Tiguan Underwood, Matthew Slater, Stevan Ridley!!!!!

Gillette Stadium. Bob Kraft. Ugg boots.

That part made me LOL for sure. The real crux of this story is that the Jets security director didn’t know the actual game day operations, the league is either so paranoid, so worried about what other teams will think, or so hell bent on catching the Patriots doing anything, that investigated this based around what…

The Patriots are in everyone’s head right now...the Jets having the locker room swept for bugs, the Colts feeling they need to run complicated trick plays and onside kicks, the Steelers crying about radio issues even though both teams were experiencing them, the Ravens bitching about the completely legal formations…

No outcry over Belichick’s tampering with the Ravens headsets at Arizona?
Come on, Deadspin. We expect you to be on this shit.

I knew Darth Hoodie was in the head of every single team in the NFL, but this is getting insane. I fully expect the NFL to go after Belichik for tax-evasion next, Al Capone-style.

I’m waiting for the day when it’s discovered that the Patriots have sleeper agents on the staff of every other team in the AFC.