These are getting better the further down I scroll.

No charges were brought because there was no offense.

So who did Colin give the rose to?

I’m rooting for the Mets, but if Volquez is pitching through this, I hope it’s a special outing for him. Favre MNF kind of thing. I’ll still take a blown save in the 9th off a Murphy homer though.

Outlaws? Or Rebels?

I believe Walter Payton played QB for an entire quarter once upon a time. I’m sure it’s on YouTube somewhere.

Snyder....Party of two...You’re table is ready

God damn, that seemed quick. Wasn’t it just announced this week that he wouldn’t return to the team this season? How does one go from *might* work this year to dead so quickly?

This is the best one I’ve seen this morning.

I am among the biggest #CheatriotsHaterz there are, but I have to acknowledge that half of Belichick’s “genius” is in simply standing still while 90 percent of the league does utterly stupid shit all around him

I bet that “2015 SNF Runner-up” banner looks great.

Except the Steelers, who have banned the practice.

Starbury might be a crazy asshole, but he is the guy who decided to sell cheap shoes so kids that grew up like he did could buy them.

Helping a little kid out, and then that being a lingering memory for the child as he grew into adulthood.

Just to confirm Isola’s story: any anecdote involving Stephon Marbury and the Knicks ends with him checking out.

+1 Alou’d

More likely some drunken Cards fan; a disheveled and puffy-faced jackass at the tail end of a two day bender. He’ll probably look a lot like this.

Especially since he’s a notorious trash talker and she’s describing someone who talks when he shouldn’t.

Finally. I hope this becomes NBA’s version of “whose disgusting baseball chin is this”