Nice article. Man, get that guy his jersey, he deserves it.

What is this “goalie gear”??? Boy, this is ‘MURICA (!!!), the NHL ain’t no thing. I’m certainly not going to know about your “goalie gear”.

Who? What’s his day job? Does the “C” mean that he sells “Cola” in between periods? I mean, it’s the NHL - don’t they all have day jobs once they’re finished playing ice capades?

When I saw the main pic, I couldn’t tell who the bank manager was. Homeboy on the right looks terrified as fuck, thought it was him.

I'm a big soccer fan, but I certainly haven't bought a modern Arsenal Jersey because I don't want to he a walking ad for Emirates. So I'll stick with my retro Jersey.

Well at least we can look forward to less commercial breaks now that they are getting this extra ad revenue, right?....right?....

Even purity aside, like you said they just look fucking terrible.

I’m not sad...just disappointed.

It's really sad. Ads are gonna be on major American professional sports uniforms. I never thought I'd see that day in my lifetime.

I remember living in LA during this period. You would tune in to sports radio just waiting for the news report that Kobe & Kupchak and/or Kobe & Bynum came to blows with each other in a dirty street fight, literally. You just knew it was coming at some point - it was a tense period. So talks about a blockbuster trade…

Who says he doesn’t deserve to be an All-Star? That’s some All-Star game defense right there.

A LOT of people believe that. I’m with you, I think the majority of pro athletes (any sport) are hyper competitive assholes that will do anything to win. Period. People who buy into the Nike commercials (“What am I on? I’m on my bike!”) are just plain delusional. There is no such thing as an honest pro athlete - only…

Man I love being human, if there is a sport we will find ways to cheat at it... Does anyone really believe that 50% or more of competitors at the top level of any sport aren’t doping in some way or another?

Hell, even Antonio Cromartie has to chill and play some football from time to time.

Yet another factor to distract him from his job of fucking pandas and ensuring the survival of his species.

#staywoke

I haven’t seen booking shots on these two yet, but I’m calling it now: they are going to look like hell, being ravaged by drugs. Knocking over scores in the Rampart area of LA is a pretty low place to be in life. That’s pretty much what you do before you find a flea-bag motel to go and die.

THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!

Subtlety. You, Sir, have it . . .

Well, he is from Louisiana and went to college at ‘Bama. Generally doesn’t make for the most eloquent football players.