A safe would be a wise investment. Also a wise investment: not buying a fucking diamond Hennessey logo.

I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

I fucking despise the name “Rafa”. It’s like the US equivalent of “Tommy” - it’s fine if you’re 6 years old. But once you’re a grown-ass man, it’s Tom or Thomas. Your name isn’t fucking “Rafa” it’s Raphael (or Rafael). Be a fucking man.

Pho is one of those things I’ve basically decided is not worth the work. Ever. I can go get a giant bowl for $6 made by professionals and not spend 12 hours cooking. I know this type of argument can always be used against cooking, but this is so labor intensive for such a cheap dish.

Sorry, but if you live near an Asian market where you can easily obtain all of the required ingredients, then you almost certainly live near a place where you can go spend $6 for an obscenely huge bowl of pho and save yourself the ridiculous amount of effort required to make it yourself.

I’ve usually been of the mind that homemade Pho just isn’t worth the cost and complexity of preparation. Even Martha Stewart’s recipe has two dozen ingredients and another two dozen steps!

I love Pho and there’s plenty of good places around me. I tried to make some at home but since I live alone, it’s woefully impractical unless you have “Pho party” and get a bunch of friends to go in on it with you. Pho is just not the same the next or whatever. Plus, on the expense side, I can pay my local place $8…

I’m a huge pho fan and I’ve tried making it a couple of times. My main takeaway from the experience is that it costs orders of magnitude more to make than to buy in a proper restaurant. Just get it from your favorite place and spend the money you saved on beer.

But, dude, there’s plenty of quotes to choose from. Some of them are even memes. For example, in Aust . . . oh, wait, I see what you did there . . .

Shit, if only there was a movie quote I could steal to make a joke about this situation...oh well, back at it tomorrow.

It means that you sounded like AJ’s mom wrote that post . . .

“You see this? This is how free I felt when I ran from NCAA investigators . . . ”

OK, OK, take it easy, Mrs. McCarron . . .

Everything else aside, I don’t understand how these things happen. A whole campus full of girls who think you’re a walking God and this guy is trolling BP instead??? That just doesn’t make sense to me. Yeah, yeah, I know someone will reply “because Ohio girls” but they can’t all be bad, right?

Not really. You might be thinking 1990s prices - the 2008 recession affected everyone . . . I live in Las Vegas and lets just say that $60 is plenty

Soccer is horribly boring as a game on the field. The entire existence of soccer is about hatred and aggression by factions , not fans of the play on the pitch. Most soccer is based on international matches because that is where hatreds are greatest. Anyone from the EU who thinks they are eliminating nationalism need…

OP user name checks out . . . oddly fitting for this story . . .

Agreed. Also anecdotally, this same hit on Tom Brady draws five flags, a Leading with the Helmet penalty, a $50,000 fine and six games for whoever is unfortunate enough to deliver it.

I mean, are we even sure McCown got hurt last night? That video could be old.

I seriously cannot fathom the intestinal fortitude required to stand in the pocket and throw a pass knowing full well that a player roughly the size of a bulldozer is about to drive your unprotected anatomy straight into the frozen Cleveland tundra.