What in the fuck is an “adam wainright”???

Oh I see what you did there . . .

I hope Deadspin learns from this. Fat guy touchdowns is WHY Deadspin has come along this far. It is NOT because you feature some sour-face euro trash from Chelseas or whatever the fuck they are called. Stop featuring soccer and do more of these stories!!!

Wait, is this another one of those “celebration injury” videos? Cause you just know someone’s hip went out at the end of that one . . .

I’m doing important work, saving the world from your ilk; if not me, then who? you should be thanking me, son.

No one gives a shit about this sport, team, coach, country, whatever. You’re wasting your own resources on things that no one cares about

Kid pulled a legit Homer

Not surprised that this happened in Downey at all. Anyone from that area knows that the people there are crazy.

The real crime in this video is the portrait filming. Why is it so hard to remember to turn the phone sideways?

You’ve never been to a Tuscaloosa game before, have you?

Normally I would agree with you, but isn’t that a Bear Bryant tribute?

Dude! It’s cookout. Someone didn’t RTFA . . .

I just LOVE seeing bleeding heart liberals get their dreams crushed by their “good intentions”. This video brought me immense joy

You sound mentally weak and fragile

That doesn’t even make sense, son.

OK. If you insist on equating yourself with a hooker then you can’t be surprised why women don’t advance in the world. Can’t have it both ways, kiddo.

OK. If you insist on equating yourself with a hooker then you can’t be surprised why women don’t advance in the world. Can’t have it both ways, kiddo.

OK. If you insist on equating yourself with a hooker then you can’t be surprised why women don’t advance in the world. Can’t have it both ways, kiddo.

OK. If you insist on equating yourself with a hooker then you can’t be surprised why women don’t advance in the world. Can’t have it both ways, kiddo.

OK. If you insist on equating yourself with a hooker then you can’t be surprised why women don’t advance in the world. Can’t have it both ways, kiddo.