I won’t see them for what they truly are because I prefer to stay away from them.

Did you enjoy the rest of the game, darling?

You know everything cool that @TrotsHat just said? you just ruined it . . .

When I saw the main pic, I couldn’t tell who the bank manager was. Homeboy on the right looks terrified as fuck, thought it was him.

No. And I thank the Good Lord above every single day for that . . .

Who??? Is the NHL still a “thing”???

This is what happens when you date a man-child. Get used to it, those little fuckers are everywhere . . .

Looks like he will be needing a dab of lotion in his future

Being stuck in Buffalo is much worse.

Not traveling to Ottawa isn’t much of a punishment.

Pierre-Paul had one sack and 26 tackles in eight games played, but insists he’ll improve upon that.

No, see, you’re wrong. Those letters are for a car comp . . . oh, I see what you did there . . .

You must be fun at parties.

You must be fun at parties.

I will admit to often being confused as to why Deutsche Bank is playing United Arab Emirates airlines during soccer games.

Even purity aside, like you said they just look fucking terrible.

Kappa Iota Lamba didn’t give you a bid, and you’re bitter?

Something about this just makes my stomach turn. Everything else out there has advertising, we are all saturated with ads. Uniforms are the last, “clean surface” that we have left. Not to mention that 99.9% of ads on jerseys in other sports look tacky as hell! Why can’t we keep jerseys clean for the purity of the…

Never gets old, Joey.