This Video of a Crane Collapsing in Manhattan Is Your Worst Nightmare bad.

No, see, they will learn because “estudiantes” is just Spanish for . . . oh, wait . . . I see what you did there . . .

“Five People You Meet in Florida”?

Wow, those guys from Estudiantes will never learn.

That last one isn’t so tough, relatively speaking, because hockey.

No shit. The cops only shoot the survivors in Rampart.

Plus, plundering Rampart is the cops job. #crashintome

Their families!

I haven’t seen booking shots on these two yet, but I’m calling it now: they are going to look like hell, being ravaged by drugs. Knocking over scores in the Rampart area of LA is a pretty low place to be in life. That’s pretty much what you do before you find a flea-bag motel to go and die.

THE FUCKING CATALINA WINE MIXER!!!

Trey & Bryce are not to be confused with the Trey & Bryce that are members of the USC tennis team who caused such a brouhaha at last year’s Catalina Wine Mixer.

“If the Capitals decide to bring their players in here and put them in danger...I’m not going to tell the NHL what to do.” - DCEMA Spokesman

The most embarrassing thing in this video is using the bar pad.

The guy squatting in the Smith machine is still more embarrassing.

You definitely use clips for this amount of weight. His two issues were (1) ego lifting and (2) using bad equipment. In competitons, either OLY/Strongman/Powerlifting, a clip or clamp is always used to secure the weight. This guy had no chance in hell of squatting this even if it had stayed on.

OMG this is hilarious because I was literally just in Mexicali!!! I ate dinner at a nice Italian restaurant where this woman was trying to hurry up her party out of the place. She stood at the door and yelled at the top of her lungs “RUIDO!!!!” which is “noise” in Spanish and also what the announcers yell at the…

You are 100% right!

You didn’t pay for it, but the suite owner did. When you buy a suite for a game or season, it’s part of your contract that you have to spend a minimum amount each game on catering in addition to the cost of the suite. All of the ordering for food and booze is done ahead of time and set up before guests arrive.

Michelob Ultra is a premium beer eh? Millennial's officially suck.

I love the sheer confusion of this chick’s face. Like she’s trying to learn a foreign language by having a toucan explain it to her