Deadspin posts the dumbest shit sometimes . . .

Did you even see the video or RTA out there? Doesn’t matter how good your attorney is. They can only help you so much when you call an office “motherf****r”, spit on them and clearly resist arrest. She admitted in open court that she refused to show ID and that she said “I’m not stopping for you”. So unless you live…

I don’t know if I’d say either one of those things. I’d say you’re looking at someone that used to be sorta-hot, now smack dab in the middle of “mom bod”, well on her way to obesity. She’s persian, it’s the way of her people.

I think people with tattoos should be treated like lepers. Put them in their own colonies and let them live and die alone so the rest of us don’t have to be bothered by them. Sounds like Japan is doing tattoos right.

Your wife cheats on you with men like me :-)

I’m new to poor journalism. And I’m new to dealing with beta males. So, in that effect, yes, I may be new to gawker. These writers are fucking idiots.

WTF? You didn’t “almost killed me”. That title is the writer’s equivalent of being an attention whore. Fuck man, get a grip.

That blond, second from left, I’d like to gram on her instas . . . if you know what I mean . . .

Bookmarks, bro. Bookmarks.

These discussions always seem to forget that 30% is the MAX recommendation. Everyone just reads, “oh, I should spend 30%”. No, it’s the MAX. The reality is that 30% is a lot of money and most people can’t really afford that. You should aim for 20% as much as you can and then increase if you absolutely must, not just…

Michael Lohan has a son?

This is poor journalism. No one cares about your age and your fucking feelings on a snowy Friday. REPORT THE NEWS and be a professional about it. Damn, son, you should be embarrassed to associate your name with this.

What a great story for this kid. I made a HIO a couple years back and that was only in front of three other people during a mens club tournament, I couldn’t imagine doing it in front of that crowd. Good job kiddo.

You know you’re about to see two hoodrats fight when one of them has the sense to take her dollar store flip flops off before getting into it.

But, dude, if they put the phone on its side, it would go from portrait to lands . . . oh, wait, I see what you did there . . .

This is what happens when beta males try to date.

That’s fine to some degree. But it still affects you with the Olympics not being as good as they can be & every 22 year-old girl out there raving about wanting to go to India because Julia Roberts said so.

Barry, son, its difficult to take you seriously when you interject your opinions and desires into the end of an article. That is highly unprofessional and really cheapens all the work you put into it. Son, be a professional.

Why is anyone surprised by this? Seriously. This is what happens when you give the Olympics to piece-of-shit third world countries. Brazil is just not a very good place. When are we all going to get over this romanticism of places like Brazil and India and instead see them for what they truly are???

What about a stacked pod inside? Some observation towers use a dual elevator system.