Nice article. Man, get that guy his jersey, he deserves it.

What is this “goalie gear”??? Boy, this is ‘MURICA (!!!), the NHL ain’t no thing. I’m certainly not going to know about your “goalie gear”.

Who? What’s his day job? Does the “C” mean that he sells “Cola” in between periods? I mean, it’s the NHL - don’t they all have day jobs once they’re finished playing ice capades?

Did you enjoy the rest of the game, darling?

You know everything cool that @TrotsHat just said? you just ruined it . . .

No. And I thank the Good Lord above every single day for that . . .

Who??? Is the NHL still a “thing”???

This is what happens when you date a man-child. Get used to it, those little fuckers are everywhere . . .

No, see, you’re wrong. Those letters are for a car comp . . . oh, I see what you did there . . .

I remember living in LA during this period. You would tune in to sports radio just waiting for the news report that Kobe & Kupchak and/or Kobe & Bynum came to blows with each other in a dirty street fight, literally. You just knew it was coming at some point - it was a tense period. So talks about a blockbuster trade…

What position does she play?

Baseball’s Riley Cooper?

No, see, that doesn’t make sense. Tomsula was fired, so any time he’s at Levis stadium would be weir . . . oh, wait, I see what you did there . . .

Anyone who wears their hat like that deserves to lose. That is not the look of a champion

No, see, you must be confused. You only think that because LeSean is also known as Sha . . . oh wait, I see what you did there . . .

Nothing about USC should be news, not worth the time.

The only crime in this article is that choice of font. C’mon, son . . .

Have some dignity, son.

No, see, they will learn because “estudiantes” is just Spanish for . . . oh, wait . . . I see what you did there . . .

Wrong scene, son.