I’m disgusted by how unsurprising this is. That a comment like this now seems almost banal speaks terribly of the politics of the past year

Ha ha, I love the idea of your fat cat thundering around your apartment.

I don’t blame Blac Chyna one bit[.]

What the fuck is wrong with her? If my neighbors wait until 9 a.m. to start construction on any given day, I feel like sending them a goddamn fruit basket for the courtesy. It’s pretty decent to wait until most people are either at, or on their way to work.

There’s a bit of a difference between someone setting off illegal fireworks and someone getting work done on their house during hours okayed by the city’s ordinance. Are they supposed to consult with all neighbors with children to make sure it’s only done during non-nap hours?

Thanks for including the possum. They get a bad rap.

My version of “Justice for Laura Dern” is bringing her back to the Jurassic Park franchise where she slaps the shit out of everyone currently involved (hell, drag Treverrow on screen just for the occasion) and screams, “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WITH THIS BULLSHIT?! I’VE GONE TOE-TO-TOE WITH RAPTORS — SHUT IT GRADY!…

He is like a modern day Nero but he will be playing golf instead of a harp while DC is burning.

I would also include ‘Grave of the Fireflies’. I’ve never seen a more devastating anti-war movie.

The environmental damage even from a limited nuclear war would be insane, personally I think a nice quick vaporisation would be better than starving to death, while hoping to not be cannibalised.

It’s been a pretty okay life, up til now. Personally, I’m hoping for instant vaporization over lingering radiation sickness. You?

Luanne Platter (KotH)

Let’s be honest..it’s literally a great, reasonable reason for a divorce when one parent wants to bring another living, breathing human being into your relationship and the other one does not.

Like, are we really going to be giving someone shit about asserting their emotions about having children? If he knows he doesn’t want more children, that’s his decision and it really isn’t anyone’s place to question it. If the roles were reversed would you be fine with telling Anna Faris to have another kid because…

I saw this meme the other day and thought it was pretty accurate. After several FB friends did the “only 100 days until I become Mrs Smith, sooo excited to marry my best friend”... “Only 82 days until we become one, can’t wait to be Mrs Smith” I’m totally over it. Especially cause these people are still freakin…

Is it just me or is there in fact a marked correlation between owning/driving a BMW and major douchebaggery?

Earlier this week, I ran into Eugene Mirman at the Bread and Carcass (Whole Foods)! He was looking very well, and was very sweet, but he seemed startled to be recognized. I got a high-five, though.

You’re not. Social media encourages and rewards this self-indulgent behavior.

Riiiight. That’s what’s wrong today: too much empathy. I empathize with his frustration over... wait. Wut?

Oh, there it is. Poor thing. Life is so hard. “Guys, why can’t I be an asshole at work?”