The police officer who came to the house bashed the crap out of it with a shovel, and then buried it in the back yard. I just hope its relatives don’t rise up to avenge their fallen family member; you know, how wasps do when you squish one.

Burn it to the ground!

I definitely DO NOT love snakes; and yes, sadly, snakes are a fact of life here in the southeastern United States. I hate it here, and snakes are one the millions of reasons I hate it.

I’m pouring a big belt of tequila into my limeade; I had a rough day. A COTTONMOUTH INVADED MY SUNROOM.

The worst. Plus you can feel the crud in your lungs vibrating, which is disconcerting on a whole different level of weird. Here’s hoping you feel better soon, too.

I hope yours fades faster than mine—I’m going on five weeks of coughing fits and the doctor telling me it’ll go away when it’s ready. :/

I’m a little late to the conversation, but I feel the same about seeing people armed. And frankly, badge or no badge, the discomfort doesn’t go away. I asked my (Southern) neighbor why everyone down here is armed, and he said “An armed society is a polite one.” Which to me is a giant cop-out, honestly.

Want to swap georgraphic areas? I’m over here, godless, in the Bible belt. And it’s....awkward.

I am also a Ravenclaw but I have a thestral patronus.

Dear New Hampshire,

Hush is SO GOOD. It was one of the best, most genuinely scary movies I’ve seen in ages—-no cheap jump scares!

Or dads could, you know, play with their children without letting their egos interfere with the fun memories they will have.

THANK YOU. I have this insane fight with a dumbass relative every friggin time and SHE DOESN’T KNOW SQUAT about the program—-just the crap the GOP spews as means to justify their desire to gut the program.

...The faculty was petitioned not to involve 45, so they thought the VP would be acceptable?

I just hated the way it ended, and I resented that stupid little “the end” at the close.

That is a show which never should have been cancelled!

I loved this book when I first read it; I hope it translates well to screen.

You know what? Good on Ms. Minaj for encouraging her fans and helping them make education more attainable. What a great example of having money and using it to better your world.

I finished my first year of nursing school and didn’t lose ALL of my hair—just most of it!

It just doesnt make sense. I don’t do dairy, or corn or whatever. I wash my face twice and dont touch it. I usually dont wear makeup except on my eyelids. I’m just frustrated because my skin wasn’t this bad as a pubescent teenager.