Reading this was very touching. My dad was similarly protective, and this made me miss him. He was embarrassing, because he was the high school gym teacher who talked about periods and tampons when the health-ed aspect rolled around.

what could possibly go wrong?

No one tell Tina Belcher

I dont have a doggie door because im afraid an alligator would appear, rather than a bear.

Her tattoos are the map of her life. This was a really interesting read, and I’m so glad to have seen it.

It’s gloriously as silly as the movie. Enjoy!

NO! Really?! 50?! I am genuinely amazed, and also right there with you.

Yeah, I think it’s because an accountholder who’s got some kind of authority starred the comment. I’m not sure though. I am not really computer savvy.

Oof. I had no idea about the water tank access; that is creepy AF.

When I moved from Boston to the Keys, it took me about two months to acclimate to the heat and humidity. Keep practicing! (And drink lots of water. Like, way more water than you think is necessary.)

It’s unreal. I really wish I had worn more sunscreen now.

I’ve been here since the beginning, and I have never been starred or ungreyed. I don’t take it personally, maybe because I mostly lurk.

It made me curious, so i pulled up Clueless. Same face! Hes got amazing skin and genes; I’m so jealous.

I bingewatched both the movie and the netflix series “wet hot american summer.” what magic is paul rudd using, because that man did not age a day.

My takeaway from this video:

I’m in GA now, and I pull them in front of the covers while waiting in the checkout line.

Ahhh hahahaha Tim Brady. This made me cackle and I hope you did this on purpose.

....i love you for this reference

if i remember, which....ugh.... she babysat his son.

Anastasia brow pencil. Fixes everything—- and can be used as emergency eye liner.