jilljitsu
Alien Astronauts Ate My Brain
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I keep telling myself that there will come a day when I'm back in the brutal cold of New England shoveling myself out of a 30" drift, that I will miss sweating my face off and being perpetually sunburnt.

I dont think a lot of their stuff skews young, I think a lot of it skews "cutesy." Which I love. And wish I could pull off. Any time I need something with polka dots on it, I head there.

I work as a eco-tour guide. Im on a boat or kayak for 12 hours a day. Its not bad, but its not conducive to a nice stylish wardrobe.

I have a use for them, for all three days of winter.

I miss bonfires! I only miss New England when I want to cuddle up with a hot chocolate and wrap myself in a burrito-blanket.

Thats pretty much how I feel right now: a sucker. Because I want all of it, in spite of ALL of it being wildly impractical both for my work life and personal life. I apparently also want a sweater with heart-patch elbows. I live in southern Florida. NOT PRACTICAL. (But so, so cute!)

Not relevant to the (odd) video, but I have been on ModCloth all day filling and emptying my basket. I want all of the things—- but my job requires rain gear and bathing suits, not pretty necklaces and skeleton-print skirts. Womp womp.

Sure, I can buy that exploring her sister's body that one time could have been innocent. Sure. But, the rest of it? Not so much.

That is terrifying and amazing! At least you have a plausible rationale.

I work on the water and see dolphins all the time. Those are some scary swimmers. Id always pick swimming with sharks over dolphins, every time. They have really good PR.

I love all of the responses this has garnered. They've made me laugh to tears because, as an adult, its so silly to think back on, and yet while it was happening, it was undeniably Serious Stuff. I love how many of you included anecdotes about songs (I did that too—- but Happy Birthday because I figured no one not

It makes me feel better to know I was not alone in weird logic.

Not scary now, but when it was happening? Terrifying.

wow i cant believe i missed that. not enough coffee... :\

...Dwayne Johnson? the rock? I am missing something, I am sure...?

The Zombie Ride is tomorrow and I am so excited! I love FX makeup and am doing the faces of 8 people tomorrow. WOOHOO!

Happy Sunday indeed! Mine involves a bottle of spumanti, binge-watching season 3 of new girl (and debating whether or not Deschanel-style bangs would work—-even drunkish me has reservations), snuggling with my rottenweiler and shepherd babies, along with a dash on alcohol-fueled online shopping. Hope everyone out

I'll give that Pinterest thing a try. Anything is better than nothing. I'm getting up there; if I dont learn how to dress soon, I'll be that weird looking bag-lady with too many dogs.

I need style help. I want to dress better. I feel like a slob most of the time, except when Im at work (in a bathing suit). Ive been out shopping and online a bunch within the last few months, and it just seems like so much of it is either ugly, or too cutesy-poo. I'm six feet tall; cutsey wont cut it. I tend to like

where can i find a pretty dress for a first anniversary dinner? i usually like modcloth, but this season's offerings are not to my taste.