That's Daisy.

It is MAGNUM!

He IS awesome. He currently has my 10 year old Shepherd/Lab mix's head in his maw, and she doesn't seem to mind. This, watching GoT reruns ondemand, and compulsively checking the weather has been my Saturday.

HAHA!! Awesome!

Last one, I promise. Teddy Bear is my favorite photo subject...and he's almost like the canine version of Derek Zoolander.

Thanks! He's my Chunk and I love him. I actually kinda wanna smother him with hugs most of the time. He hasn't figured out that snuggles are fun, so I have to fight him for them.

He's cute but stupid, and it's completely OK by me because he's so, so, SO good.

Lol, wow. I'm sorry but I'm glad it's not just my dog who's dumb as bricks. Sadly, Teddy ate a Schick Quattro and needed to have extraction surgery. While removing the 4 razor blades of the Quattro, they also removed a zipper head, a screw, a ring, a tampon, batting from a toy, and some Q tips. Essentially, the…

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TEDDY BEAR the Razor Eating Rottweiler!

This is Teddy Bear. He's 9 months old and 75 lbs, and dumb as a bag of hair. I love him anyway. I hope this posts.

Waaah, can anyone tell me how to post a photo? I wanna brag about how handsome (if incredibly stupid!) my Rottweiler is!

Um, I have no idea how to make the images show up. :( I'm bad with computers.

Uhh... Don't know if this'll post...

Oh, chickens... I live in the Keys, and due to a presidential edict all the birds are protected. Like, as in, it's up to a $500 fine for harassing any bird.

...I had a My Pet Monster just like the one in the photo. His name was Ugly. I felt SO SAFE as a little kid when I snuggled with him.

I've got an adorable (if dumb as a bag of hair) Rottweiler puppy. I wonder if people see me as slimy and sketchy when he's trying to drag me to a dead bird to roll in...

My boyfriend was born and raised in Savannah. He doesn't sound like that, nor do any of his family members— all born and raised there, too. He thinks her accent is exaggerated.

My puppy ate a razor, and while they were extracting the razor they found a tampon. Dogs are so gross sometimes.

Currently trying to refrain from tearing out my hair about an idiotic comment a fundie made on a photo I posted on facebook. Gah. Also getting ready to go to work. On a bike. In the rain. In the dark. Would rather be doing what you're doing, honestly.