behold, my best friend’s butt. yes, that is celine dion’s head coming out of the MLS cup. he lost a bet TO HIMSELF after telling all of twitter he would tattoo celine’s face on his ass if the seattle sounders won the league that year. this seemed like a safe bet in march, when the sounders looked terrible. by july he…
I had metastatic testicular cancer about 10 years ago, which resulted in a surgical scar from my pelvis to my sternum. I beat the cancer, and contemplated a decoration for a couple years. For some reason, a working lunch turned down this road, and I told my boss at the time that I was going to get an alien tattooed,…
Way too earnest to be something you’re supposed to laugh at. It’s goofy in the way that everything is goofy right now. People are trying to be creative and connect and it’s hard when what you’ve got to work with is basically Zoom and green screen. It’s not like they could do a big stage number since there’s…
“You can’t go wrong asking Billy Porter to sing.” - THIS A THOUSAND TIMES!!! :)
You can’t go wrong asking Billy Porter to sing.
Tangentially related: I’m a highly educated and trained healthcare worker and educator. I didn’t receive mystery seeds, but I did have some carrots start growing in my garden that I didn’t plant. “Wow!” I thought to myself, “volunteer carrots!” One day while my then-boyfriend was at work, I harvested some veg from the…
I’ve seen about ten different people in the last two days say this. No one in their right mind is going to plant a bag of mystery seeds from overseas, and the people who would aren’t going to be reached by the message, anyway. So who is this for?
The biggest threat to the left movements in America after a January 21 isn’t McConnell, whose power is seriously limited even if he hangs onto the Senate, or Trump, who seems to be actively trying to lose right now with a series of clearly terrible strategies to dealing with a pandemic which is guaranteed the number…
He already said back in 2016 he won’t accept the results if he loses. I don’t know why everyone seems to forget that. We aren’t being hyperbolic when we call republicans fascists. They openly admit they won’t accept any loss as legitimate. When you have a president/candidate that outright says they will only accept…
Eek that Sharon Needles story. I could’ve stopped reading after finding out this was a friendship with a 15 year old, when she was 31.
Thank you for reporting the Sharon Needles stuff. No one else is.
My LabberGolden (Just trying to get into the Chic Mutt dynamic) is not picky and likes all treats great and small, thank you for the recipe. Perfect for our family he likes everyone and eats joyfully. I make him Pupsicles—Bone broth frozen in bone shaped molds as “cooling off” treats for a hot day. Also great for…
Hey is your husband single?
The first house that Mrs Ghost and I lived in was a new tract development that was carved out of open space next to a large regional park. So naturally the area was full of native wildlife from field mice all the way up to mountain lions. We didn’t see a lot of mice and rats, but it was clear from various evidence…
To be shallow, god damn do I love Andre Leon Talley’s robes. Always bringing that High-Renaissance energy into a room. He has a personal style, but consistently changes it up enough to keep it interesting, while evoking history, pure materialism (those beautiful fabrics), making people reconsider their beauty ideals, a…
this one’s just for you
can ya hear me now
