I also appreciate her adopting a child from within the US. Of course, adopting a child from anywhere is a wonderful act of love, but I feel like with the rich and famous it often comes off as a “look at my foreign exotic designer baby” kind of thing. There are way too many foster children getting bounced around the…

I’ve NEVER understood that. Listen, I have a kid...and she was absolutely inconsolable and WORTHLESS from birth until at least 5 or so. I would’ve gladly skipped those years in which I had to do every single little thing for her. WHY DON’T PEOPLE APPRECIATE OLDER KIDS MORE?!?!?!

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

Oddly enough I’m constantly getting mail about my time share. I don’t have a time share that I’m aware of, but maybe I should investigate that.

[insert Jonestown/Fox News joke here]

Depends on the pigment of the shooter’s skin. They could just be mentally ill.

This is Terrorism and I would not be surprised if this garbage was born in the USA.

Me too. I’m somewhat horrified at how many undercover racists and xenophobes have revealed themselves on my fb feed lately. I miss none of them and I may not have a rage stroke after all!

Matt McGorry is a fucking genuis.

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I would really love to be besties with Adele. I feel like she is to me what T.Swift is to younger millennials.

Nah, it was Don!

TEAM ‘JAY DID IT’

thank you for only writing 9/11 two times in this article because, as we all know, on the third mention, rudy guilani appears

Oh, you’re awake. Good morning.

Agreed- I dropped a penny from my pocket the other day on the bus and a lady picked it up for me (it had rolled away a bit) like it was precious. I told her that it was my lucky penny. We laughed. It was magical.

Oh my god. I have a friend who has been saying the husband did it and posted links that “proved” he did it. I'll have to ask her what she thinks about this. I'm sure she'll be adjusting her tin foil hat

I love it. My figure is similar to Adele’s and I never in my life imagined coveting a sexy dress FRINGED dress.

I loved watching the female cellist next to her beam and nod with pride. She was living!