You were always cute Kat you just needed the Internet to tell you. Soon we may decide you are smart, well dressed or great at baseball. What’s that Kat? You don’t play baseball? That’s not what the Internet said.

I spent my entire life hiding my freckles. I'm glad now to hear I'm suddenly cute.

don’t look at me in that tone of voice.

I love you but you’re wrong

glares

#blackcoffeematters

Remember kids: Black Lives Matter is a bunch of whiners who are looking for reasons to be offended. The real oppression is a lack of Christmas iconography on your coffee cups.

Huh. I didn’t know about that piece of evidence.

I’ve been listening to undisclosed and serial dynasty/truth and justice. If their evidence is to be believed-

What’s the deal with people who go with Initial-Middle Name-Last Name as their names? I’ve known various people who have gone by their middle names but most of them just go with Middle Name-Last Name. So is this a legal thing? Do they think it makes them sound fancy?

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

it isn’t unreasonable for someone to comment that dyes aren’t really healthy for the baby

And after dinner, she said, ‘Do you want to see the mall?’ And Gaga and I were out of that chair so fast … We went down to the mall and spent an hour down there. She pulled out her collection of gowns from Funny Girland Hello, Dolly! And then she said, ‘Do you want frozen yogurt?’

I wish I could give you one million stars!!! I work with kids and I PROMISE there are instances where they drive me mad, so mad I dream of losing my shit on everyone within striking distance. But then the three seconds pass and I remember that I AM THE ADULT WHOSE JOB IT IS TO TEACH THEM SOCIAL SKILLS AND APPROPRIATE…

Exactly right. As a former sub, I actually do kind of understand how this kind of student’s behavior can make you crazy. Defiant kids who refuse to do anything are the worst and are a big problem in schools. But if you can’t deal with it, you shouldn’t be in a classroom setting.

Had she arrived still pregnant, that almost child would have mattered greatly to Texas, but since the baby had already been born, they would not have cared about it at all.

As long as they didn’t arrive in Texas who probably would have claimed it couldn’t be verified the baby war born on board.

I don’t know - it’s like looking at a Bratz Doll.

The biggest asshole I have ever encountered in real life was a greasy, disgusting 40+ year old man shopping with his walker using elderly mother who as they walked to their car was screaming at her to hurry up and called her a “Fucking cunt of a mother”. After he crammed the shopping bags in to the trunk, he slammed…

Do you ever think the mothers of people who wear pro life cowboy hats wish they would have gotten an abortion