It started out when I was only a child. I learned how to cook, so I could make my own baked macaroni and cheese. Golden, three cheese with a bread crumb and paprika crust on top…

It’s all just so friggin much! This show is going to be one of those shows that is awesome in syndication. Like Roseanne. But obviously not as amazing as Roseanne, because really, what in the world is?

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

My kids are vaccinated fully. In the last two months one has had chicken pox and one whooping cough. Both cases were mild because of vaccines but they were bad enough. A month, A FULL MONTH, after being diagnosed and treated my kid is still having debilitating coughing attacks. Why people would subject their kids to…

This is a much more valid complaint.

I have to say that although I don’t care either way about the bun, this graphic annoys the fuck out of me. I think they were going for “The burger is on a pedestal with a cover that has just been removed behind it” but the “cover” is very obviously too shallow to have been covering the burger. It’s the visual…

Maybe you should stop arguing emotion and go read the 14th Amendment. All kids born here are US citizens. The. End.

I am not buying anything today, but that is only because I blew all my lunch money at Sephora yesterday.

for the last time,

How long before this is turned into a movie starring Chris Hemsworth, Chaning Tatum, and Zac Efron as the inmates with Leonardo DiCaprio as their coach?

Eleven was apparently based on something that had actually happened to Ms. Cisneros when she was younger! My favourites are One Holy Night, Bien Pretty (once you tell a man he’s pretty, there’s no taking it back - classic), Never Marry A Mexican and the one about the dancer - Tristan? I love the title story too

I can’t believe she made the building manager come with her. To New Jersey. And got the sanitation supervisor to search with her. Sorry about your dress lady, but jeez.

Why didn't all those good guys with a gun stop this before it happened? That's how it works, right?

This is exactly how I’ve felt for years. I hope Obama is coming for your guns, all of them, you fucking monsters. Yes. #AllOfYou

It’s always a good sign when a couple starts off their marriage with an act of complete and total self-centered assholery.

This is what I was wondering. I seriously feel like I'm missing something...

These are similar to the tips I have for myself for when I want to take a picture with Justin Bieber:

homeschooling never wins. even here, somehow.

<3 Eddie Vedder. I also for some reason really liked that he gave her a handshake.

Hayyyy Eddie Vedder’s still looking good. For some reason this makes me feel less old.