I used to chew the shoes.

“What sort of humorless god expects you to fly across the country for the Kleinfeld experience without trying on at least one absurd Pnina Tornai dress?”

can they at least try them on? as long as they never leave the dressing room? they should get to have those memories.

Adele will not be singing the next Bond theme.

Oh, Jason Alexander, THAT is how an apology is done! 10/10

Yeah it’s really weird that some people have a problem with it. What is wrong with letting your kids enjoy you being an NBA player?

Fixed it for you.

That was very sweet. I wish every parent felt that way about their child. The world would be a nicer place.

The “safeguards” they claim they put in place were all restrictions on the girls, not Josh. For example, they couldn’t be alone with anyone of the opposite sex or sit on anyone’s lap besides their dad and they outlawed hide and seek so they couldn’t hide together. I think that says it all right there.

I’m sure her parents told her she was equally, if not at more fault, but they know how unacceptable that would be to the public at large. If she and her sisters drove him to it, he couldn’t possibly be those things.

To be fair to John Hughes, which I would never, ever do in normal circumstances...Andie didn’t get with Ducky. She got the hot jerk.

Not until John Hughes apologizes first (his sins in this regard predate Crowe’s).

Wait...you worked at Best Week Ever!!?!?! To me, that is the story. Because I was one of the few who watched it online during its last few breaths of the Paul F. Tompkins era. Tell me more!

hahahha Stephanie March. Props. That is hilarious.

I’m going to make shirts that say, “Bernie is bae” and then shoot them at you in a t shirt cannon until you wear one and we take matching instagram pictures.

Yeah, burn that vote!

sorry Jia girl agree to disagree because this shirt is amazing and you are spilling your haterade right down the front of it

Why was it dickish on her part?

I SWEAR TO GOD AS SOON AS I SAW THE HEADLINE I KNEW IT WAS MY HIGH SCHOOL...I literally chuckled and said to myself “I bet it’s PVI”. Second time Jez has mentioned them too, glad everybody can see the bullshit I had to go through. I was in the Class of 2010, and a few of my friends were handed graduation attire…

Jesus Christ could not be reached for comment.

I’m choosing to believe that Pizza Hut staffers have to pack up their office supplies in pizza boxes.