it is very very scary and upsetting. although when you think about the fact that we live in a world where women have to fight just to keep oral contraceptives covered, it’s actually kind of amazing that even 60% of insurers cover abortion at all.

There are five full days and two half days of instruction left in the school year. This made me laugh. Please no one tell the parents of the kids in my class. I need my job.

Likely injured vets could be precluded from adoption due to **drumroll** their injuries. Adoption is also very expensive. Adoption is not the option for everyone. If a veteran sustained injuries on the job that keeps them from having children, the VA should pay for fertility treatments. And why can’t we have adequate…

Dear conservative religious people: fuck you, forever. You are a cancer upon humanity. And the megalomaniacal politicians who pander to to these ignorant turkeys? You are sub-human harbingers of our own masturbatory self-destruction.

Yeah but they won’t pay for adoption either (another expensive process).

I would think they’d be all for this. More babies born into one-man one-woman patriotic families? The voter base practically expands itself with each test tube!

When I’m at a restaurant, I do not uppercut the waitstaff.

So... When do I get my firm congratulatory handshake?

It is, and yet I’m mesmerized by it. To me, she doesn’t look like a kid ‘playing adult’ by smoking, she looks like someone who was born with a cigarette out of the womb. It’s a great photo, even if the story behind it is likely depressing.

“Some of the men in my life treat me like a human.”

I’ve never killed a woman. You’re welcome ladies.

I am wondering if they were originally in one of the other languages that people speak in India (not english, but I looked it up and there are apparently quite a few) and they were translated into english.

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

Setting the bar super low, India.

It said the fawn was trying to nurse off of a family’s dog, and hung around on the patio or porch for a long time. That suggests to me that the mother was gone.

How does he get better looking as he ages?? HOW?!?! All other factors aside, he is so beautiful it hurts to look at him.

Rest assured, the L&O:SVU writers are already on the final draft of the script after three rounds of Tragedy MadLibs.

My co-workers were going on yesterday about how the Duggars aren’t that bad. I had to educate them about this robo-call. I’m sorry but, I’m not sorry to see their fall from grace so to speak. Hypocrites.

Phuckabee’s own supporters have been shredding and abandoning him on his Facebook page.